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        |  Michael Epic
 Retired Merc
 
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      | Posted - 2015.08.21 16:38:00 -
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 So you wanna talk food
 and Dust five-one-four
 I'd like to show you a trick
 and send you out the door
 
 My flow grows quick
 like so many things
 I'll outgrow this battle
 like I'm microgreens
 
 I see 'em screaming cheater
 when I'm eating fajitas
 and I'll take another round
 of tortilla tequila
 
 so you better come correct
 when you want a rap war
 but don't bother me none
 while I'm eating this boar
 
 It tastes so damn good
 I think I'll have some more
 I'll wig split these awful
 ass killfeed whores
 
 You wanna hunt me down
 with your big bad tank
 and interrupt my grillin'
 of some raspberry steak
 
 so hop on out
 and see me face to face
 you'll be filled with regrets
 because you didn't want a taste
 
 So I'm poetry and prosing
 eating tacos while closing
 to you all a farewell
 your weak rhymes I'm disposing
 
 Michael Epic spittin' fire
 while you're all spittin' steam
 Oh, dessert flan?
 Yes please.
 
 *drops mic and logs out of forums*
 
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        |  Michael Epic
 Retired Merc
 
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      | Posted - 2015.08.21 16:44:00 -
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 Maximus Mobius wrote:I hope he stays out of the forums ^ 
 I understand your pain, big homie.
 
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        |  Michael Epic
 Retired Merc
 
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      | Posted - 2015.08.21 18:05:00 -
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 XEROO COOL wrote:This thread gave me herpies...  
 Your mama gives me her pies.
 
 (H-E-R-P-E-S)
 
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        |  Michael Epic
 Retired Merc
 
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      | Posted - 2015.08.21 18:19:00 -
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 XEROO COOL wrote:Michael Epic wrote:XEROO COOL wrote:This thread gave me herpies...  Your mama gives me her pies.  (H-E-R-P-E-S)  *you're  IDIOT   
 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ARE YOU SERIOUS!?
 
 WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG!
 
 Your = Your mama.
 You're = You Are.
 
 You are mama?
 
 WRONG MOTHERF!CKER! Take your thinking you know sh!t elsewhere....f'n imbecile.
 
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        |  Michael Epic
 Retired Merc
 
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      | Posted - 2015.08.21 18:29:00 -
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 XEROO COOL wrote:Troll attempt successful.... this dude went full retard. 
 Oh please....peddle that troll crap somewhere else. You and your little security blanket lol
 
 When you feel like you're right, you'll puff up your chest and try to call someone out on something.
 When you realize you're incredibly wrong, you call it a "troll attempt" to save face.
 
 When in reality, YOU'RE an idiot and there is nothing you or YOUR mama can do to save you from the land of idiocy. So pack your bags 'bucko and peddle that D- learning the f!ck out my face. I'm too A+ for you punk.
 
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        |  Michael Epic
 Retired Merc
 
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      | Posted - 2015.08.21 21:23:00 -
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 Quasar Storm wrote:Why don't you guys learn to play an instrument? You know? Something worth listening to? 
 Michael Epic - Way She Wobble :D
 
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        |  Michael Epic
 Retired Merc
 
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      | Posted - 2015.08.24 13:54:00 -
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 Quasar Storm wrote:Computer generated mixes and wind chimes don't count, Friend.   
 And yet...I purchased my home with that song....interesting.
 
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        |  Michael Epic
 Retired Merc
 
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      | Posted - 2015.08.24 14:20:00 -
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 Anaheim Darko wrote:C'mon Michael, that wasn't Epic,You're off the boil, positively tepid.
 I'm a kung-food master, cooking up a storm,
 Eating baby back ribs, while you're chowing down Quorn.
 
 My rhymes got more iron than spinach,
 Grind yours up like flour,
 My beats rise like yeast,
 Yours stink, grab a shower.
 
 Its time to bring
 My retort to a close
 Your rhymes are stale,
 Like the crust on my day old Dominos.
 
 Now I've had my tea, my pudding,
 And yeah, I've even had supper
 I'm not going to bed hungry,
 While you're as empty as a jar,
 Scraped clean of peanut butter!!!
 
 
 Don't cry Donnie Darko
 Oh woops, Anaheim
 Your rhymes fall flat
 like a splattered cream pie
 
 I'm way up in the sky
 with a view from birds'eye
 and I can see you chowing down
 on a tasty humble pie
 
 You better recognize
 and kiss your ass goodbye
 because I'm on the rise
 I get the freshest fries
 
 I need a milkshake
 I'll start an earthquake
 I'll drop these heavy rhymes
 and make your belly ache
 
 I'm like a ribeye steak
 on the 4th day
 Of July my fried
 Independence wake
 
 I spit the most game
 I've got the most fame
 I'm like a pecan pie
 I taste f!cking great!
 
 You wanna balance me
 but you can't sustain
 I'm coming at you hard
 like a freight train
 
 I got a wet whistle
 and an appetite
 I'm gonna chow down
 on these egg whites
 
 I build big muscles
 I'm like a hurricane
 your mama got my picture
 in her bathroom 'main
 
 I know she takes it down
 when you visit her
 she don't want you jealous
 'cause she rubs her fur
 
 I'm Michael Epic chump
 I always come correct
 I'm at this taco bar
 and up to my neck
 
 In the crispest lettuce
 and the freshest cheese
 I've got the tasty meat
 don't give my shells a squeeze
 
 I'll have to ball my fists
 I'm 'bout to butter up
 I'll knock you out the park
 like you're nothing punk
 
 So as I'm sitting here
 fixing to say farewell
 I need to drink some milk
 habanero's hot as hell
 
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